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"I didn't realize that the character Jenny from Forest Gump was based on you. That really is a rough upbringing being raised in a carport." - Tony Hinchcliffe 

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Carport Girl - aka Cassandra Hartford

$20.00Price
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    CONTACT US.

    QUESTIONS?

    Contact@triggeredcomedy.com

    404 S Harbor City Blvd

    Melbourne, FL 32901

    FAQ 's

    Is Triggered Comedy Club 21+?
    Yes. All shows are 21+. Bring a valid photo ID — no exceptions.

    When do doors open?
    Doors open at 7:30 PM. Arrive early for the best seats.

    Is there a drink minimum?
    Yes. We have a two-item minimum per guest. Drinks, snacks, or both — your choice.

    Do you accept third-party tickets?
    No. Only tickets purchased through our official site are valid.

    Where are you located?
    404 S Harbor City Blvd, Melbourne, FL 32901. On-site parking available.

    What’s the “Blast Radius” seating?
    It’s the danger zone for people who want to be part of the show — and the punchlines. You’ll get the best view and the least mercy. Not for the thin-skinned.

    Is the club ADA accessible?
    Yes. We have wheelchair seating, accessible restrooms, and on-site parking. Email Contact@triggeredcomedy.com for accommodations.

    How do I get tickets?

    Head to our Shows page and select your date. Buy early — our best seats go fast.

    Your safe space for unsafe comedy.

    ...and even if you don't love us, sign up anyways its free what do you care

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